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Gallery now online!

Posted: July 6, 2010 in From Me, Funny
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I just uploaded some photos I took way back then… Just go to my “Gallery”… Here’s the link, just in case ( Click Here )… Hope you like it!

My phone with Baller Band

Undoubtedly, Baller Bands are the most common give away last campaign period. In fact, my brother has a huge stash of these baller bands, ranging from Presidential candidates to Mayors and councilors. I’ve been wondering, what will he do to those freaking baller bands?

Our younger brother think of something unusual… He used the baller bands as accents for his cell phone. I tried it too and it look great. However, since I’m using an Old Nokia 1600, when I tried this baller band thingy on my phone it decreases the ring volume by almost 50% and degraded my signal by a bar as it covers vital “slots”/”vents” on my phone. So I decided to ditch the bands I won’t compromise reliability over beauty… it worked on my siblings’ phone by not mine… = )


Makabagong Kasabihan

Posted: January 24, 2008 in From Me, Funny
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“aanhin mo ang guwapo, kung mas malandi pa sayo”” walang matinong kumpare…. sa malanding kumare”

” wala ng hihigit pa sa malansang isda…. kundi ang isang balahurang bakla ”

” sa hinaba haba ng prusisyon… bading din pala ang iyong karelasyon ”

” ang tumatakbo ng matulin… may guwapong hahabulin ”

” matalino man ang bading… napeperahan pa rin ”
5 ibig sabihin ng pagtawa

1. hahaha – masayahin
2. hehehe – malibog
3. hihihi – pacute
4. nyahahhaa – tigang
5. harharhar – pasossy

kaya mag ingat sa pagtawa ok? hehehe, ay hahahah pala ^_^

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Posted: January 24, 2008 in From Me, Funny
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1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman’s early.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It’s another man.
Ugly: He’s your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you.

EVER WONDER ….

Posted: January 24, 2008 in From Me, Funny, Trivia
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Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?

Management Lessons

Posted: December 23, 2007 in Funny, Trivia, Uncategorized
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Lesson One

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing?” The eagle answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, vey high up.