Archive for January, 2008

Makabagong Kasabihan

Posted: January 24, 2008 in From Me, Funny
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“aanhin mo ang guwapo, kung mas malandi pa sayo”” walang matinong kumpare…. sa malanding kumare”

” wala ng hihigit pa sa malansang isda…. kundi ang isang balahurang bakla ”

” sa hinaba haba ng prusisyon… bading din pala ang iyong karelasyon ”

” ang tumatakbo ng matulin… may guwapong hahabulin ”

” matalino man ang bading… napeperahan pa rin ”
5 ibig sabihin ng pagtawa

1. hahaha – masayahin
2. hehehe – malibog
3. hihihi – pacute
4. nyahahhaa – tigang
5. harharhar – pasossy

kaya mag ingat sa pagtawa ok? hehehe, ay hahahah pala ^_^

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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Posted: January 24, 2008 in From Me, Funny
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1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman’s early.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It’s another man.
Ugly: He’s your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you.

EVER WONDER ….

Posted: January 24, 2008 in From Me, Funny, Trivia
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Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?

Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?

If you will notice I already included a download section in my blog. I’ll posting some of the useful (and even useless) apps I will come across…

Here are the current apps available for download:

> Bluescreen Screensaver = a fake bluescreen that is used as screen saver.

> CPU-Z = a small apps that will identify your computers actual components based on its hardware signature. If supect that your processor or your video cards is remarked use this app.

> IMG Kulot Remover = remover of the f***king IMG virus that plaque our flash drives

> Show Desktop = some virus disables or remove the “Show Desktop” in the quick launch tool bar. This simple trick will restore it to its original place.

> The Protocol Screensaver = the official screensaver of “The Protocol, The Official Student Publication of Microsystems Institute of Technology”

for a mean while yan muna, I’ll posting other apps kapag may internet na ako sa bahay.

God Bless and may the force be with you!

I a lot of guys (and gals) that have multiple YM accounts, especially this guy. Anyway this is one trick that guys will love. With this tweak, you can now run multiple Yahoo Messenger Instances without having to download and install third party softwares. So if you have multiple accounts in Yahoo and you want to use them all… haha.. this is your chance…

WARNING: To make this tweak you must alter your Registry! Be cautious when doing this, one wrong move can make your YM useless, worst, even your Windows. Back-up your registry before doing this trick by:

Start > Run > Regedit > File > Export

Save your Registry and proceed…

1. Go to Start / Run.
2. Type regedit, then hit ENTER.
3. Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_ USER / Software / Yahoo / Pager / Test
4. On the right page, right-click and choose new Dword value.
5. Rename it as Plural.
6. Double click and assign a decimal value of 1.

You’re done. That’s how easy it is.

You can now open your Yahoo Messenger and login with your main ID. Then click the Yahoo messenger icon again to create a new instance or you can go to Start>Program Yahoo Messenger then click Yahoo Messenger. You will notice that windows will now open another YM window allowing you to login with a different login id.

So no more logging out and logging in to check other accounts. Enjoy chatting…

To put yout name / nick in your task bar, just follow these steps:

Start >
Control Panel >
Regional and Language Options >
Customize (beside English US) >
Go to TIME tab ->
Rename “AM symbol” & “PM symbol” to the name / text you want to appear in the taskbar
> Apply
> Ok

sample output:

WARNING:

Using these trick has its own set of side effect. Never use this tweak when your a programmer or using database. Changing the Time Format will also affect the format used in other application such as database time field etc… Other applications that uses time may experience some prob regarding on time/dateDo this if your PC is not used in programming/development.

A team of organized criminals are installing equipment on legitimate bank ATM’s in at least 2 regions to steal both the ATM card number and the PIN. The team sits nearby in a car receiving the information transmitted wirelessly over weekends and evenings from equipment they install on the front of the ATM (see photos). If you see an attachment like this, do not use the ATM and report it immediately to the bank using the phone on the front of the ATM.

The equipment used to capture your ATM card number and PIN are cleverly disguised to look like normal ATM equipment. A “skimmer” is mounted to the front of the normal ATM card slot that reads the ATM card number and transmits it to the criminals sitting in a nearby car.

At the same time, a wireless camera is disguised to look like a leaflet holder and is mounted in a position to view ATM PIN entries.

The thieves copy the cards and use the PIN numbers to withdraw thousands from many accounts in a very short time directly from the bank ATM.


Equipment being installed on front of existing bank card slot.


The equipment as it appears installed over the normal ATM bank slot.


The PIN reading camera being installed on the ATM is housed in an innocent looking leaflet enclosure.


The camera shown installed and ready to capture PIN’s by looking down on the keypad as you enter your PIN

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