Archive for November, 2007

Things you want to know…

Posted: November 29, 2007 in Trivia
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Here are somethings you may not know……

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. “Spades” – King David; “Clubs” – Alexander the Great; ” Hearts” – Charlemagne; “Diamonds” – Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

17. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. – All invented by women.

18. Honey – This is the only food that doesn’t spoil.

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. All polar bears are left handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

24. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27. Shakespeare invented the word ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36. Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different

37. And finally, 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Microsoft needs a new ECO

Posted: November 25, 2007 in Funny
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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for microsoft Europe.

Exactly 5,000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is MARIO DIMACULANGAN.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2,000 people leave he room.

MARIO says to himself, ‘I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I’ll give it a try’

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience in managing more than 100 people may leave.

2,000 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself ‘ I never managed anybody but myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay.

What can happen to me?’ So he stays.

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ‘I left high school at 15 but what have I got to lose?’

So he stays in the room.

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo – Croat to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Mario says to himself, ‘ I do not speak one word of Serbo – Croat but what do I have to lose?’

So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said ‘Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo – Croat, so I’d now like to hear you have a

conversation together in that language.’

Calmly, Mario turns to the other candidate and says `Ano ba yan, dong?’

The other candidate answers ‘Ewan ko, pare.’

Truth behind why do men lie…

Posted: November 25, 2007 in Funny
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Jojo is a Carpenter, one day while doing a house near a river, his hammer fell in the ranging water of the river. He can’t do nothing but cry. Then his guardian angel appeared before him. “I’m going to help you my dear Jojo” and his guardian angel jumped in the river to retrieve his hammer. After a few seconds, the angel emerges from the water with a gold hammer in his hand. “Is this your hammer?” said the angel. “No” he replied. The angel jumps again to the water and emerges now holding a silver hammer. “Is this your hammer?” “Nope” he insisted. The angel jumps again to the water and emerges with a ordinary hammer. “Is this your hammer?” “Yes! That is my beloved hammer. Thank you very much.” His guardian was so happy that he gave him a gift. “Because of your honesty, aside from your hammer, I will give you also the gold and silver hammer…”

 

Days have passed. One day, Jojo, with his wife, was crossing a very tight bridge over the same river. Unfortunately, and because of stupidity, Jojo’s wife fell in the river. Jojo cried because he can’t do anything about it. Once again his guardian angel came to the rescue. “I will help you.” Then the angel jump in the freezing water. A couple of seconds the angel emerges with Diana Zubiri. “Is this your wife?” “Yes” he replied. His angel got angry. “You are a liar! I thought you are very honest and have a good heart.” Then Jojo reasoned out. “Sorry my angel, its not my intention to lie to you, if I said “NO” you will jump again in the water and will bring Katrina Halili with you and if I said again “NO” you will jump again in the water and bring my wife with you. And because of my honesty will also give Diana and Katrina, aside from my wife, to me. I’m just a poor carpenter, I can’t even buy a decent hammer, and I cannot support three wives that’s why I said “YES” in the instance you ask me.

 

Moral of the story: Men only lie for a good and noble reason.

Hello world!

Posted: November 22, 2007 in From Me

Magandang Umaga, Tanghali, Hapon o Gabi…

Walang lang… Just created this blog for no purpose at all… gusto ko lang… hehehe…

Sa totoo ginawa ko ito pa mai-share ko naman sa inyo ang mga kakarampot kong nalalaman, mga may silbing bagay na napupulot ko sa web, experience ko na nagturo sa akin ng mga bagay-bagay at kung anu-ano pang mga “bits & pieces” na malaki ang naging impact sa akin… Don’t worry I’m not a “melo-dramatic” person, kaya hindi magiging boring… hehehe… so maliban sa ka-dramahan eh also expect technological topics (more on technical kasi ako), PC-oriented topics and jokes (mahilig din ako dyan, mababaw nga ang kaligayan ko kaya kahit corny pinapatos ko)…

Okie, dito na lang muna, aayusin ko muna itong themes ko, kita-kits na lang…

God Bless & May the force be with you!